Church Heathen - Shaggy - lyrics

intro
If yuh tek this too serious, then yuh really need som chuch

chourus
Dem feel seh tru dem guh a church dem sins nuh need forgiving…forgiving
Them really gone from god to worse with dem yah careless living…living

Me’s a bwoy weh nuh guh church from how long, radda sleep through the mawnin and put on a slam
but mi ooman shi pressure mi fi guh confession, suh mi decide to guh and kill the conversation
suh mi sidung right beside sista Pam weh a tell mi everything bout the congregation
bout sista paulette and har gay husband and how shi still a sleep wid the mini bus man
sista Gwen claim shi a christian but a last night dem ketch har inna stone love session
shi a do the dutty dance to the matterhorn song and a seh she get the ting dem from Baby Cham


chourus
Dem feel seh tru dem guh a church dem sins nuh need forgiving…forgiving
Them really gone from god to worse with dem yah careless living…living

she all a tell mi bout di one deacon who a drive di big benz a weh him get money from
thats why nuhbaddy nuh wah gi nuh collection, nuh si di church roof a leak a weh him really deh pon?
every Sunday is a competition, mi si nuff a gwaan like dem inna name bran,
dat deh sinting weh she wear come outa some trunck battam wid di camfa ball smell dat a nuh new fashion
den she proceed fi talk bout di man dem, only come a service just fi look look churck ooman
and fi fool up gi gyall dem talk bout religion but mi couldn’t seh nutting because mi know mi a one

chourus
Dem feel seh tru dem guh a church dem sins nuh need forgiving…forgiving
Them really gone from god to worse with dem yah careless living…living

Next Sunday naw miss mi, soap opera cyaa sweet suh, dun sight the praya sista
affi secure mi walk throught the pearly gates
Next Sunday naw miss mi, soap opera cyaa sweet suh, dun sight the praya sista
affi secure mi walk throught the pearly gates

Me a bwoy weh nuh guh church from how long, radda sleep through the mawnin and put on a slam
but mi ooman shi pressure mi fi guh confession, suh mi decide to guh and kill the conversation
suh mi sidung right beside sista Pam weh a tell mi everything bout the congregation
bout sista paulette and har gay husband and how shi still a sleep wid the mini bus man
sista Gwen claim shi a christian but a last night dem ketch har inna stone love session
shi a do the dutty dance to the matterhorn song and a seh she get the ting dem from Baby Cham

chourus
Dem feel seh tru dem guh a church dem sins nuh need forgiving…forgiving
Them really gone from god to worse with dem yah careless living…living
Dem feel seh tru dem guh a church dem sins nuh need forgiving…forgiving
Them really gone from god to worse with dem yah careless living…living